Zindagi ki shahera par chalte chalte aksar ajnabee logo'n se mulaqaat ho jaati hai. Kissi zaroorat ya kaam ke silsile mein un ajnabeeiyun mein se kuch loag ahista ahista jaan pehchaan wale ban jatey hain.
Aur phir waqt ke sath sath un jaan pehchaan walon mein se kuch loag dost ban jate hain. Ye dost alag alag qisam ke hote hain.
Kuch aise dost hote hain jin ki jeb mein kabhi khule paise nahi hote. Chahe aap un se kahein, Kissi waqt, Kissi bhi mouqa par milein, Unn ke jeb mein ek itna bada note zaroor hoga jo lakh koshish ke bawajood bhi khula nahi ho sakega.
Ek baar ek aise hi dost se wasta pada. Itefaaq ki baat hai ke uss waqt meri jeb mein hazaar ke khule pade hue the. Maine usse kaafi samjhaya ke note mujhe de do, Aur khule le lo. Mere israar par jab uss ne apna wallet nikala to pata chala ke wo note gumm ho gaya hai.
Bada hi koyi shaatir jeb katra hoga, jiss ne jeans ki jeb se wallet ke andar beeso'n kagazaat ke darmiyan se hazaar ka note chura liy. Aise mouqe par azz rahe murawat aap ko paise dene pad jate hai.
Aise logo'n ne darassal ek aisi ayenak lagai hoti hai, Jiss se har dusra banda ek chalta phirta ATM nazar aata hai. Aise loag umooman itni raqam udhaar lena pasand karte hain, Jitni aap baad mein mangate huwe sharam mehsoos karein. Agar aap be-sharam ban kar uss raqam ka taqaza karlein, To unka jawab kuch iss qisam ka hota hai....
Yaar tujhe uss din chaaye pilaayi to thi main ne, Wo bhi Doodh Patti wali.. Barabar ho gaya na hissab.
Kuch aise dost bhi hote hain jin ke hamrah agar kabhi khana khane jayen, To un ko khane ke dauran.. To albataa koyi yaad nahi karta.. Lekin khana khatam hote hi bill ke aane se pehle koyi zaroori kaam yaad aa jata hai, Yaa koyi zaroori call aa jati hai. Ehsaas e zimmedaari ke bojh talle dabbe huwe aise loag fauran hi cut jate hain.
Agar aap iss aadat se waqif hon aur bhagte choor ki langoot pakadne mein kaamiyaab hojayen to wo kuch makhsoos jumle apni safaai mein kaheinge.
"Abey yaar..., Maine to sirf ek poori khai hai."
"Yaar maine to bottle pee hi nahi thi.."
Wo alag baat hai ke sab ki bottle se tabarakan ek ghont zaroor piya hoga.
Ham to kehte hain ke pori poori ka hissab kyun laga rahe ho? Niwale kitne bane the, Ye bhi bata do..
Aur channe ki plate ka wazan kitne gram ka tha, Ye bhi check kar lo.. Kahin hotel wale ki galti se ho sakta hai aap ki poori ek adh inch ka ho aur bala wajah aap ki moti taazi jeb se 5 paise upar nikal gaye to qayamat mein ham kya muh dikhayenge.
Wo alag baat hai ke aise logo'n ki plate ka wazan gram mein nahi.. Kilo Gram mein hota hai..
Kuch aise dost bhi hote hain jo kissi mushkil ghadi me aap ki madad ke liye har waqt tayaar hote hain.
Ye apne aap ko aap ka khair khuwa mante hain aur aksar iss ka izhaar bhi karte hain..
Ye badi badi batein karne mein yaqeen nahi rakhte.. Ye amali iqdamaat ke qayil hote hain.
Aap kabhi musibat mein phanse hon, Aur unhein yaad karein, to ye kabhi aap ka phone nahi uthayenge..
Kyun ke ye sirf amal par yaqee rakhte hain.. Baaton par nahi..
Kuch aise dost bhi hote hain jinhein urf e aam pheeko kaha jata hai.. Ye mulk e guftaar ke be-taaj badshah hote hainl.. In ka hatiyaar un ki zubaan hoti hai., Aur wo uss shamsheer e be niyaam ko iss qadar istemaal karte hain ke agar chup hon to mout ka gumaan hota hai. In ka qaul e faal se itna hi ta'lunq hota hai jitna Hamare Wazeer e azzam ka unke sacche wadon se hai..
Aise doston ke laa ta'dad cousin, Chacha, Mama hote hain.. Jinn mein se koyi america ya europe mein rihayish pazeer hota hai.
Aap dunniya ke kissi bhi khitte ka naam lein.. Chahe wo farzi hi kyun na ho, Unka koyi chacha, mama ya cousin wahan lazmi jaa chuka hoga..
Aap duniya ki koyi si degree hassil karlein, Kuch bhi kaam kar lein, Lekin aap unn ke rishte daroon se sabqat nahi le ja sakte.
Jadeed filmy generation mein yun samjh lein ke ye Bollywood ke nazreen ke liye Rajnikant aur Hollywood nazreen ke liye Chuck Norris ke rishtedaar hote hain.
Kuch aise dost bhi hote hain jo aap ko zindagi mein kaafi taweel arse baad itefaqan kahin milenge aur milte hi aap ko ehsaas dilayenge ke aap ke bina unki zindagi kitni be-rang aur pheeki thi. Aur ab aap ko yun sar e rah dekh kar unn ki muddat se ruki saansein bahal hui hain.
>Aise loag aap ko aap ko ahmiyat ka andaza dilane hi aate hain.
Aap kuch lamhon ke liye sochne par majboor ho jayenge ke yaar main iss dost ko kyun faramosh kiye baitha tha. Ye aap ko ziyada der iss kashmakash mein nahin rakheinge aur 10 minutes mein hi aap ko yaad aa jayega ke haan yaar, Iss wajah se faramosh kiye baitha tha. Ye log dil ke bade achhe hote hain.
Bass ek chhoti si badnaseebi aksar o beshtar unn ke sath rehti hai jiss mein unn ka koyi qasoor nahin hota. Aise loag itefaq se aur mahez itefaq se jiss din call karne wale hote hain, Ya sarr e rah achanak milne wale hote hain, Uss se ek din pehle hi unn ka koyi zaroori kaam atak jaata hai,
Aur ye bhi mahez ek itefaq hi hota hai ke uss kaam ka hal kisi na kisi surat mein aap se juda hota hai.
Aise loag khuwah ma khuwah badnam ho kar matlabi titto ka khitaab paate hain.
Ek aisa hi dost mujhe kaafi arse baad ek dawat mein mila. Ham college mein class fellow reh chuke the. Uss ne mujhe pehchaan liya tha. Kaafi der tak baat cheet karne ke baad uss ne azz rahe murawat mera naam pocha. Maine bhi ghusse aur sabar ke mile jule, kadwe aur meethe sharbat ka ek ghont piyaa aur apna naam bata diya. Wo mujh se kaafi der tak baat cheet kart araha aur meri salahiyaton ke gunn gata raha.
Yunhi baaton mein, maine zikar kiya ke aaj kal double sawari par bahut sakhti hai, Aur mein sirf single hi chalata hun, Itefaq dekhiye, Ussi waqt mere uss dost ko bheed mein kahin door khada ek aur dost nazar aa gaya aur uss ke paas kissi zaroori kaam se chalta bana. Galiban usse uss ka naam bhi yaad na tha.
Kuch dost aise bhi hote hain jo hama waqt aap ko " Kaatne" ki taak mein rehte hain. Joote ki nayi lease khareedein ya nayi mercerize car, Ye loag treat maangte huwe bilkul bhi nahi hichkichayenge.
Dar assal ye aap ki khushi mein aap se zyada khush nazar aate hain, Aur aap ke gham mein sare se nazar hi nahin aate.
Unn sabb ke alawa kuch dost aise bhi hote hain jinhein dost kaha hi nahin, maana bhi jaata hai. Unn mein mandarja bala khususiyat ke sath sath kuch aur baatein bhi paayi jaati hain. Wo dost jo waqt beet jaye, Kaam khatam ho jane yaa school college ka zamana guzar jane ke baad bhi aap ki zindagi mein reh jaate hain.
Aise dost be garzi , Khuloos aur wafadari ka peekar hote hain aur aap ki zindagi mein aise doston ki maujoodgi se aap ko apne husn e inteqaab par fakhar hone lagta hai. Hindi current affairs
Allah paak ka ehsaan hai ke main uss mamile mein kaafi khush qismat raha hoon. Mujhe har tarah ke dost mile hain. Kuch aise jo aaye aur chale gaye. Kuch aise jo aaye aur jaane ke liye purtool rahe hain. Aur kuch aise jo dosti ki iss ek tarfa shahera par iss tarah aaye hain ke wo khud kabhi jayenge nahin, Aur main unhein kabhi jaane nahi dunga.
#RAEES
